The VAR Guy's Hot Wheels

The VAR Guy was in Dallas recently for the WordCamp blogger convention. He finally took a look at some of his photos from the trip. The snapshot shown above defies explanation.

Has Barbie moved to Dallas? Did Aretha trade in her pink Cadillac for a stretch limo? Frankly, The VAR Guy was too tired to ask. All he wanted was a simple cup of coffee from Starbucks. But that ominous stretch limo stood in his way.